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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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(Source: bewbin, via vanutella)

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

(via fightingforhappinesssince94)

babybehemoth:

Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out

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zorobro:

omfg

(Source: sandandglass, via i8pizza)

sadspaghetti:

when your mum catches you still on the computer after she told you to go to bed

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(via humorstop)